Hi. My name is Matt.

I have a twin. No, we don't feel each other's pain if you hit one of us. Yes, I'm the heftier one.

I volunteer helping take care of kittens. Sometimes I syringe-feed them gruel. Often times I clean their poop.

I like games. In the future I'd like to make a board game that may or may not ruin family night.

One time I ate 3/4 of a Carvel ice cream cake in one sitting. I'm not entirely proud of that, but, in a disgusting way, I'm kind of a little proud of that.

Below are some of my favorite gifs that I'd like you to see.